A delightfully humorous story in rhyme about 

the haggis and its interesting companion. 

Fully illustrated. Ages 7+

The three-legged Haggis is a gey oorie burd; 

ae short leg, twa lang anes an luiks jist absurd.

The Nyaff is teeny wee thing like a flea sae scrunchit
an shilpit it’s real hard tae see...

Vicky, Leon and Roderick head up the glen for their summer holidays. They are looking forward to barbecues and fun in the sun. But one day, Roderick’s dad tells them...

stories o banshees an bogles an worse
o the undied, the demons an aw o the curst

just then they hear

a richt gastrous bluid-curdlin schreech
a skirlin, a squaikin, a squaich, sic a sneeter
a boak-makin, bain-shakin, lug-burstin bleater...

What makes this noise? Do the children return safely from
the glen?

A fabulously funny story in Scots.